Download e-book for iPad: The Gospel According to Trump by Gene Gideau

By Gene Gideau

encouraged through the existence and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth? Dismayed and afflicted via the course of our present political leadership?

Here is a provocative and subversive rendering of the whole Gospel of Matthew. locate bankruptcy and verse and established parables which have been recast in mild of contemporary tweets, press meetings, regulations and political beliefs. This translation unearths simply how unChristian a lot of the new political rhetoric is that proceeds from the Oval place of work.

You'll end up either giggling hilariously and in addition rather disturbed at how this language sounds popping out of the mouth of Jesus. You’ll even be re-energized to advertise a religion established on love, compassion and inclusion.

A must-read for an individual flummoxed via how the phrases and activities of the forty fifth President of the us can in any respect be thought of ‘Christian.’ Makes an excellent gift for family and friends as well!

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“A must-have for a person interested by exposing how a long way our present political management is from the Christianity of Christ. Subversive. Satirical. learn it!”

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Get The Shooting Party PDF

By Thomas Amans

a gaggle of associates makes a strange pact: after each one of them dies, the others will release the deceased individual's physique out of a circus cannon. Why? Is it functionality paintings? senseless transgression? Crass madness? Suffice it to assert that via the tip of the tale, their plans get to the bottom of, and demise has the final chortle. darkish comedy and philosophical musings abound during this exquisitely penned brief novel with bankruptcy titles reminiscent of "A Finger-Lickin' demise" and "Little dying Meets massive Death". Literary aficionados will realize the impacts of Hunter Thompson and Ernest Hemingway, in addition to the gorgeous, nightmarish environment of a Michel Houellebecq novel. Coupled with the author's personal inimitable type, those parts seamlessly coalesce to make "The capturing social gathering" an immediate twenty first century classic.

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Download e-book for kindle: Einige Abenteuer und seltsame Begegnungen im Leben des by HF Coltello

By HF Coltello

Der stille Kommandeur und Ausnahme-Gitarrist hat meist alles unter Kontrolle. used to be guy von seinen Mitstreitern wie dem Hundzköter, Fucking Steve Hahn oder dem smarten Biene nur bedingt behaupten kann. Zusammen schreiben sie trotz allem ein Stück deutsche Rock'n'Roll-Geschichte und lassen keinen Zweifel dran, dass sie Typen wie Herrn Lehmann schon zum Frühstück verspeisen. HF Coltello lässt in seinem ersten Roman den wahren Rock'n'Roll in Deutschland aufleben. Und das mindestens so lustig wie bei den "Freak Brothers" oder bei Kaurismäkis "Leningrad Cowboys".

In einem gnadenlos direkten und witzigen Schreibstil erzählt HF Coltello hier ein Stück deutsche Undergroundgeschichte. Echte Musik. Süddeutschland, das alte Westberlin, der Fall der Mauer. Die Szene in Kreuzberg, in der sich die verrückten Protagonisten tummeln. Mit ihnen zusammen oder alleine betreten Coltello und seine Gitarre unablässig neue, stets eigenwillige und nicht nur musikalische Welten, in ganz Europa, den united states, Asien, Südamerika oder im Nahen Osten.

Ein Roadmovie eben.
Ein Roman über den wahren Rock'n'Roll.

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New PDF release: The Pot Thief Who Studied Escoffier (The Pot Thief

By J. Michael Orenduff

The pot thief discovers that archaeology isn't approximately as cutthroat because the eating place business

A treasure hunter, pottery broker, and low producer of imitation American Indian artifacts, Albuquerque’s Hubie Schuze is familiar with rather a lot approximately throwing clay. yet historical local American pottery seriously isn't meant for eating, so he's wondered whilst a restaurateur involves him soliciting for dinner plates. The task sounds uninteresting, however the rate doesn't: $25,000 for 100 plates for a brand new Austrian eating place in Santa Fe. the landlord insists Hubie relocate to the realm all through the task which will soak within the eating place surroundings as he works.

Hubie has handled his fair proportion of grave robbers, museum burglars, and cold-blooded killers, yet not anything may perhaps arrange him for the infighting that is going on in the back of a kitchen’s doorways. whilst the chefs commence croaking, the pot thief must stream speedy to gather his rate, retailer the eating place, and break out Santa Fe alive.

The Pot Thief Who Studied Escoffier is the 4th booklet within the Pot Thief Mysteries, yet you'll take pleasure in studying the sequence in any order.

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New PDF release: The Bella Chronicles - The Adventure Begins...

By Erica Austin

Bella the Shih Tzu is within the throes of her nice get away, looking for the loving domestic she’s continually sought after. She hears anyone cry out that there’s a puppy on the street! Bella instantly places her break out on carry and is derived into motion as she frantically attempts to avoid wasting the dog…but she can’t locate him. what's going to Bella do???

The Bella Chronicles: the journey starts brings to existence the adventure of an awfully shrewdpermanent, brilliant, and targeted puppy named Bella as she wills her method to discover a domestic jam-packed with love and heat – and nutrients! advised from Bella’s standpoint, The Bella Chronicles is a hot and loving piece of literature that puppy fanatics’ and youngsters alike were awaiting…

The Bella Chronicles: the journey starts off is the 1st in a heartwarming, funny, insightful and action-packed bankruptcy e-book sequence for younger readers who've regularly puzzled simply what it really is that their little pets are thinking.

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Unsettling Bedtime Stories To Read To Rude And Ungrateful by Michael Patrick Higgins PDF

By Michael Patrick Higgins

your children decide the bedtime tale they wish to have learn to them each evening. Why do not you decide the ebook for a transformation? Unsettling Bedtime tales To learn To impolite And Ungrateful kids could be your go-to selection. it may lead them to snort, it may well lead them to cry, however it will certainly supply them whatever to consider whereas they go with the flow off to dreamland. Spare set of bedsheets no longer included.

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Read e-book online Sweeney PDF

By Robert Julyan

the fictitious excessive Plains village of Sweeney, New Mexico, inhabitants 856 and falling, is like such a lot of small cities in rural America--once brilliant and alive yet now a dry husk of obsolescence, decay, and depression. in simple terms its few final electorate care that it now not die like such a lot of different cities, but if a handful of them concoct a plot to attract cognizance to their place of birth, the result's a hilarious romp in the course of the oddities and possibilities of small city lifestyles. extraterrestrial beings, nudists, bare bull riders, Druids, phony Indians, and actual Indians--all play a job in Sweeney's quixotic trip of survival and self-discovery.

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Download e-book for kindle: Food, Family, & DysFUNction :A Second Helping by M. Angelina

By M. Angelina

foodstuff, kinfolk, and disorder: A moment assisting is one other extraordinary trip during the lifetime of Sofia Azzerella. Sofia is a thirty-something Italian-American girl. Her existence has been packed with ups and downs. Now, existence is best than ever! She is doing good in her expert existence (co-operating her family-owned produce company), and her own existence. She has even realized to bob and weave her manner during the drama of her hilariously dysfunctional family members. She has quirky, but enjoyable most sensible associates who she fortunately stocks every little thing with, and he or she has a scorching new beau!
Sofia and her besties take a hard-earned street journey. it really is in this journey that the women meet a possible susceptible lady. Sofia believes that she and this girl can assist one another. yet can they? Has she made a mistake in bringing this girl into her domestic? Watch as her previous, current, and destiny spread in an explosive showdown. Fasten your seatbelt for this hilarious but touching trip via loopy city.
To make amends for Sofia’s adventures, make sure to try out the 1st of this sequence, nutrition, relations, and disorder.
You can persist with M. Angelina on Facebook.

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Didier Pezant's J'y suis j'y reste (FICTION) (French Edition) PDF

By Didier Pezant

Depuis le décès de sa femme Laurence, Dimitri a perdu le goût de l. a. vie et renié tout ce qu'il avait construit : une carrière de chanteur à succès dans les années eighty, son public, l. a. scène, les médias. Désormais reclus et misanthrope, il regarde passer sa vie sans avoir jamais fait le deuil de Laurence, au grand dam de ses amis qui ne supportent plus de le voir ainsi végéter. Jusqu'au jour où, à l. a. faveur d'un séjour de Dimitri au Pérou, ils décident d'orchestrer un canular dans son dos. Mais ce qui n'était qu'une blague potache va bientôt prendre des proportions qu'ils n'auraient jamais imaginées. Les voilà maintenant dépassés par les évènements et par un Dimitri qu'ils ne reconnaissent plus. Ont-ils été trop loin ?

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