By Elizabeth Leiknes
My identify is Susan Spector. i've got one black eye, and one blue eye. i'm colorblind. I adventure synesthesia. My blood style is AB adverse. i used to be born on a bissextile year. Do I sound like a freak but? Oh yeah, and i am death of level 4 lung melanoma. My prognosis caused me to study my lifestyles to that time. I had spent the earlier many years of my existence wandering, probably not dwelling. i could not die but. there has been much more i wished to do. i might by no means been to a nudist inn. i would by no means slept with a stranger. i might by no means long past to Vegas. It used to be the luckiest position on the earth. I figured i might try out my success there, due to the fact that i would run out of it in California.
On my option to Vegas, I had an unintended hit-and-run, which might stick to me in the course of the subsequent weeks. as soon as I bought to Vegas, I drowned my woes in alcohol on the nearest bar. I met an unique dancer named Calliope, who quick turned my pal. after you have inebriated and spending the evening on the residence of a man dressed like George Washington, an idea happened to either Calliope and me. We created a bucket record, and made up our minds to head on a spontaneous highway journey. i did not are looking to die younger and dull. i wished to reside quickly first. after we made it to Utah, we encountered a inebriated, out-of-work actor dressed as a knight. Will Hudson was once his identify. We took him again to his condo at his boss' request, and spent the evening there with him. whereas i didn't enjoy his pompous and sleazy perspective, Calliope saved an open brain. He made up our minds to hitch us on our highway journey, because he had not anything left to lose.
What occurs subsequent? possibly I fall in love, like everybody expects. perhaps i locate out i am really followed. probably i locate out that my father is a assassin. probably a number of henchmen locate me and that i die throughout the moment week of the line journey. you will simply need to discover for your self, simply because i am really the storyteller.
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Black Eyed Susan by Elizabeth Leiknes