Download PDF by Adam Lewis Schroeder: All-Day Breakfast: A Novel

By Adam Lewis Schroeder

When widowed father and replacement instructor Peter Giller leads an eleventh-grade type on a box journey to a plastics manufacturing facility, he thinks the worst which may take place is that the mother or father volunteers won’t appear (they don’t), the children might be impolite (they are) or the unfastened lunch could be negative (it is).

A leaking pipe sprays Peter and the scholars with a mysterious red goo and “the worst that may take place” spikes from inconvenient to catastrophic. at the beginning, the goo’s unusual unwanted side effects are gentle: short-temperedness, sawdust-scented B.O. and an unquenchable yearning for bacon. Then issues get spooky: Peter’s arms commence falling off, his scholars put out of your mind find out how to learn, not anyone has to pee—ever—and empathy for human pain plummets, particularly if someone will get among them and their bacon.

Peter can’t determine what’s happening—surely he’s no longer a zombie? At no time in any motion picture does a zombie force a vehicle and expect his reattached palms the ways that he isn't a zombie, and besides, he craves bacon, no longer brains. yet general humans don’t placed their our bodies again including staple weapons and thumb tacks, or reflect on biting off ears. Peter’s certainly no longer healthy to be round his young children, and his partner's mother “temporarily” adopts them.

Peter’s youngsters are all he has left, and he’ll do something to be with them back. He races around the kingdom in a stolen ambulance to stand down pinstriped bureaucrats, affectionate farm-girls and monsters plucked from mythology in his look for the cure—if it exists—to his frightening situation. All-Day Breakfast will fulfill all appetites for the visceral, the violent and hilarious.

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